ONLINE STOREFRONT, emailing three months after my first purchase: Haven't seen you in a while! Use the Promo Code WELCOMEBACK20 to get 20% off your next order
ME: Oh, interesting, but--hm, no, don't need anything right now.
ONLINE STOREFRONT, emailing two days later: you'll look great in our summer offerings! use the promo code SUMMER15 for 15% off your next order
ME: I... this is... less enticing
ONLINE STOREFRONT, two days after that: Ooh it looks like someone tried to unsubscribe from these emails!!!! enter the promo code LITTLEBITCH5000 to purchase your next order at a 5,000% markup. fuck you. fuck you fuck you fuxk you
It's been done before successfully. Online dice rollers and VTTs are ubiquitous and efficient. And yet still my soul struggles
Just flip 14 coins and then split the score